"We don't know why they came back," said Mayor Andy Hall. "But the situation as it stands does not benefit either us or the albinos."

When asked if radical eradicative force should be used to remove the four men, Mayor Hall replied, "I am convinced that using force this time would only serve as a signal for other albinos to swarm us."

It all started in June of 1985, when several families of albinos had their homes on Grove Street foreclosed by the Cara Hill Bank for non-payment of mortgages and loans. Bank President Dave Jurvics feels alot of bad blood between the town and the albinos still exists.

"The Cara Hill Bank excercised its lawful and financial duties ...(when it)...took action in 1985. Those homes have been empty and decaying ever since. We should not allow anyone to live there in such unsafe and unsanitary conditions--even albinos. It had been our hope, of course, to sell the properties at auction, but you know what happened.

Indeed many unusual and unforeseen circumstances had caused all of the attempted auctions of the properties to either suffer postponement, sudden cancellation, or be most suspiciously devoid of bidders. An "albino revenge conspiracy", or ARC, was then suspected.

"The albinos are mad and they want their homes back," said 6th District Rep. Casey Schind. "But they've broken the law now, and we intend to do something about it." Four days after Rep. Schind issued the above statement, two albino men were found lynched in Stu Glover Park. The bodies were found by children who went there to play the next morning. Tragically, many of the children did not understand, and began swinging from the hanging albinos, thinking they were a type of amusement.

"I didn't think it was a real person ," said Stacey Deets, 8. "It didn't look like a real person, so I thought it was a ride."

The families of the two lynched albinos have already begun legal proceedings. Lacking specific suspects, they are suing the City Parks Commission.

"A park ranger should have noticed that albinos were being lynched," said Attorney Kevin Frye. Cara Hill City Hall Secretery Tula Binks then issued a press release which stated, "The position of park ranger does not exist in this city."

Most recently, three non-albino children who live in the Grove Street area have been reported missing. Local legislators and law enforcement agree that all clues point to the albinos.

"This is proof of ARC, the Albino Revenge Conspiracy," said Police Chief Randy Rogers. "It's bad enough they've come back to Grove Street. Now they're taking our children. I'm no doctor, but I think they might be turning them into albinos." Chief Rogers added that he had looked through the legal books for hours but could not find a law against turning someone albino. "But we'll still get them on kidnapping," said the Chief, "because no child in this community would volunteer to be turned albino."

Doctor Heinrich Rutz of Cara Hill Memorial Hospital responded to the Chief's comments by saying, "You cannot be turned into an albino. You don't even have to tell me who made the comment. I know it was Chief Rogers. Last winter he came into the emergency room and insisted that his big toe was about to be rejected by his body's immune system. He would not believe it was simply stubbed. He wanted us to put super strong tape around the toe because he feared his body was trying to launch it off like a missile. I remember he made his wife wear a helmet just in case. The toe, he said, had always hated her."

When we returned to the police station to re-question Chief Rogers, we found a note on his desk which read, "I am resigning as Chief of Police in order to kill the albinos. I'm going to launch my toes at them until they are dead. If there are more then ten albinos, I may need additional support."

Chief Rogers was last seen walking barefoot towards Grove Street.